Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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