But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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