Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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