There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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