STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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