Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
