I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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