you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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