C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
