I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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