Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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