And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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