If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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