i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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