kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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