brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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