Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We left an ass print on the piano.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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