belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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