it hurts more in the daytime
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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