He is an equal opportunity slut.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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