Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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