you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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