I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
birth control should be required to get into college
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
