see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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