dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
