i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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