You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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