Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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