I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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