Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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