I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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