Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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