Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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