Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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