his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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