Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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