i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
