You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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