Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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