Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
im holly from the hills drunk
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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