this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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