Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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