can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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