Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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