I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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