so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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