rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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