To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Randomize
