My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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