Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
