Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
im having a threesome with these popsicles
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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